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Well, I do so enjoy writing these.
So I'll paste it from my MySpace.
"I tire of writing my autobiography, I'll do it some time, if I really cant be arsed I'll find the old one again. Meh. I'm not someone many people want to know anyway, and the few that could have taken enjoyment from that pile of crap I wrote, have taken that enjoyment... moments over. So I deleted the survey too, it wasn't as if anyone wanted to read it. So, I would just like to say I am not in any way depressed, nor oppressed for that matter. Well about me, thats what you want, eh? But when It comes on MySpace it says 'My Blurbs' and last time I checked I was not a book, so why I need a blurb is anyone's guess. You aren't trying to buy me are you? Well you can't I'm only for rent, and my rates are better than Vixen's... just to point out. Yup, you heard it, Jo's going for £50 an hours... (Between you and me, its a rip-off). Yup is such an odd word, don't you think? Am I rambling? You wanted to know more about me, didn't you? If you really wanted to know you'd ask. Meh
'K here goes:
My name is Thomas William Lampon Masters IV, I come from the small town of Rye (located in the easterly arse of l'Anglaterre). My house is pink and in a graveyard. The fact is, I don't live on the same level as you, to be quite frank, I live underground. Some people think I am in the habit of slitting my writst, the bitter truth is, yes, I'm sorry Ed, I don't. I like painkillers, especially the bright pink ones. I hate most sport with a firey passion, I do like Golf, Tennis, Swimming Badmitton and Cycling, does bowling count as a sport? When it comes to religion I call myself a pagan but I'm more like a humanist, pagan sounds cooler though. I'm not really in the practise of ritual sacrifice but I make exceptions. I break headphones, I use about 1 pair a week, right now I'm eating a broken pair. That leads me nicely on to the fact that I eat a lot, not food hald the time I eat plastic and paper, practically anything that begins with 'P'. My world revolves around money. I think in HTML or German, it rather confusing."
Seeing as there's no music bit:
Goth:
After Forever,
Angtoria,
Beseech,
Bloodflowerz,
Colporter,
Edenbridge,
Elis,
Epica,
Evanescence,
Flowing Tears,
The Gathering,
His Infernal Majesty (HIM),
Jack Off Jill,
L'Âme Immortelle,
Lacuna Coil,
Lullacry,
Mortal Love,
Nemesea,
Nightwish,
Octavia Sperati,
The Rasmus,
Scarling,
Sarah Jezebel Deva,
The Sisters of Mercy,
The 69 Eyes,
Stream of Passion,
Theatre of Tragedy,
Tiamat,
Visions of Atlantis,
Within Temptation.
Black Metal:
Cradle of Filth,
Sirenia,
The Project Hate MCMIX,
Trail of Tears,
Tristania.
Metal:
Iron Maiden,
Kamelot,
Metalica,
Star One,
Rammstein.
Doom Metal:
Draconian,
The Sins Of Thy Beloved.
Folk Metal:
Leave's Eyes,
Midnattsol,
Mostly Autumn.
Punk:
Die Toten Hosen,
Guano Apes,
Mew,
Turbonegro.
Prog-rock:
Ayreon,
Dragonforce,
Dream Theater,
Opeth.
Electronica:
Collide,
Faithless,
Marienkind,
Megaherz.
Other:
Tori Amos,
Kate Bush,
Deep Blue Something,
Damien Rice,
Siouxsie and the Banshees,
Y Kant Tori Read.

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